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SALE! $5 (+$2 shipping)
 SOLYONI - THE PRINCESS MARKET: VFT 005 CD - Release Date 07/25/06. Swirling in a maelstrom of pop rock derring-do, Solyoni present to you The Princess Market. The sound is more realized, the eyes wider open, and the octopi wield darker ink.

1. Sweet Honey Catalina
2. O Angelo
3. The Moped Song
4. Burt Reynolds Heart
5. Invisible Ink
6. Kicked in the Head by a Horse
7. Nesting Doll MP3
8. Parachute (When Will I See Those Zartan Blue Eyes Again?) MP3
9. Beard of Bees
10. Sodabread Canoe
11. Pink Cotton Dress

Musicians: Dan Lurie - vocals, guitar. Dominic Aulisio - vocals, guitar, harmonica. Aaron Semer - guitar, organ, background vocals. Chris Pierson - bass, background vocals. Jon Kilian - drums, background vocals. José Sandoval - guitar. Robert Lurie - guitar, bass, background vocals. Mark “Memby” Bentz - trumpet, french horn. Produced by Aaron Semer and Solyoni. Recorded by Aaron Semer in Seattle, WA at Lil’ Mustard Studios, Kevin Audleman’s Guest House, The Cascadia Film Collective, and Dudeland. Mixed and mastered by Adam Fox at Foxlab Studios in Athens, OH.


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 CALMER THAN YOU ARE - 'MERICA: VFT 004 CD - Release Date 12/06/05. Velvet Fallopian Tube Records has teamed up with our friends at Worn Down Records to release this remarkable debut album. This is a limited run of 500 copies, 423 of which will be going to members of drummer Jon Kilian's family, so have your credit cards ready and don't drag your feet if you want to own this fine compact disc.

TRACKLIST:
1. En Route (4:32) MP3
2. Trorph (5:40) MP3
3. Smiles For the Whole Family (3:16)
4. Panties In a Bunch (4:54)
5. Commence to Janglin' (5:23)
6. Last Ship Out (4:44)
7. We Are Not Connected (7:49)
8. Timepiece (16:34)
Total running time... about 53 minutes.

Musicians: Jonathan Kilian, Kerry Meade, Jeff McCord, Chris Pierson, (cameo by Aaron Semer). Recorded by Aaron Semer. Mixed by John Randolph @ Vent Studios. Mastered by Richard Coss. Story by Kris Monroe. © 2005 Calmer Than You Are and Velvet Fallopian Tube Records, in association with Worn Down Records.


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 SOLYONI - PRAIRIE MONSTERS: VFT 003 CD - Released 08/24/04. In May of 2002, Solyoni songwriters Dan Lurie and Dominic Aulisio attempted to drive a '92 Honda Accord from Akron, OH to Seattle, WA. They failed. Prairie Monsters is their story.

TRACKLIST:
1. Scarecrow Country
2. Hill Boys
3. Vacuuming the Snow
4. Gold Mime Robberies MP3
5. The Ballad of Wiley Granger and
the Town with no Sidewalks
6. Interlude at Six Flags
7. Amusement Park Untitled
8. TruckerShoePolishShoeShineMachine
9. Cooler Full of Plums
10. Stagecoach Inn
11. Tiny Song
12. Menu at a Restaurant
13. Albert Lee Hey Hey
14. The Highway MP3
15. Toenail Moon

Musicians: Dominic Auliso - vocals, guitar, stomping, handclaps. Dan Lurie - vocals, guitar, moog synth, metal pipe, stomping, handclaps. Aaron Semer - guitar, drums/percussion, bass, organ, stomping, handclaps, background vocals. Robert Lurie - guitar, background vocals. Bethany Gordon - xylophone, handclaps, background vocals. Jon Kilian - drums, handclaps, background vocals. Adam Fox - guitar, bass. Produced by Aaron Semer and Dan Lurie. Recorded by Aaron Semer at Lil' Mustard Studios in Seattle, WA, Adam Fox at Foxlab in Athens, OH, Robert Lurie at The Litterbox in Wilmington, N.C., Mike Toschi at El Vecino de los Muertos in Seattle, WA, and Cary LoGrande at Digital Lo-Fi in Seattle, WA. Mixed by Aaron Semer with assistance from Dan Lurie, Cary LoGrande, Mike Toschi and Adam Fox. Mastered by Adam Fox at Foxlab in Athens, OH. ©2004 Solyoni and Velvet Fallopian Tube Records.