Solyoni - The Princess Market. Released July 25, 2006.

The Plains - The Boy in the Mansuit. Released June 13, 2006.

07.25.06 Surprise! We're releasing a new Solyoni album today! Sorry for the short notice. We've been extremely busy and it appears our interns failed to properly maintain the website. That's what happens when you choose your interns based solely on their looks. Water under the bridge. The important thing is we have, in our hands, Solyoni's exciting new compact disc The Princess Market. This album blew our minds when we first heard it, which is good because we're in the band. Check out the releases/shop page to see how you can purchase this glorious new release. Or head straight over to the Solyoni site to learn more about the album and order it directly from the band.

Another item our interns forgot to mention is that Velvet Fallopian Tube also has a hand in the new album from Seattle band, The Plains. It's called The Boy in the Mansuit and it's quite spectacular. We're helping with the album's marketing and distribution. We'll have more info on this release soon, but for now, please check out The Plains website!

12.02.05 I know I said the official release date for the Calmer Than You Are album was Dec. 6, but we're in desperate need of money, so we're just going to release it right now. Put down that ham and cheese Hot Pocket TM and get on over to the releases/shop page where you can purchase your copy right this minute!

11.12.05 Whew. That was a nice nap. Oh, hello. Guess what? We have big news. You know that Calmer Than You Are album we told you about 4 months ago? Well it's done, and we have a release date for you... Tuesday December 6th! I listened to the album once or twice, and let me tell you, it is fantastic. We welcome you to visit our releases/shop page for the full album details, MP3 downloads, and purchase information. Go on now, get crackin'.

07.01.05 Last August, Velvet Fallopian Tube Records turned from a fake record label into an all-too-real record label with the shrink-wrapped release of the Solyoni album Prairie Monsters. Having almost made our money back, we've decided we are now in a position to step things up a notch. I'm pleased to announce that we have signed former Seattle band Calmer Than You Are to a binding one-album contract. The band is currently seperated geographically, but the album, entitled 'Merica, which was recorded in Seattle last year, is now in post production. It needs to be heard, and we're honored to be involved in its release. We'll keep you updated with further details as the release date becomes clearer. In the meantime, keep checking back with us, as our crack staff of crudely self-trained techies attempt to beef up this website.

And don't forget to visit the Solyoni site. They've got hot apple pie waiting for you.